you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
- 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
- one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass
there is no inbetween
pet shaming, Supernatural style
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
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A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
I am a fucking delight, I whisper to no one as I put something witty in the tags.
Sam’s new black jacket in season 9.
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US
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