Im watching the Footloose remake.

the fuck is this…

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tagged as:  #ash watches  #footloose  #until the TV timer turns off because i dont know where i put the remote




listening to a song about a relationship and thinking I can’t relate to this at all

#but my otp can

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if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

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every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain


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Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
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tagged as:  #But I have tiny humans to think about and their comfort trumps my dreams every single time  #THIS IS A THING THAT IS NOT OKAY  #But it is the only thing I thought of when I went to mass with Mami  #i thought it was going to be wincest  #It says so on the sign above you  #No one reblogs me at any time of the day  #And he just let go...of his bowels.  #sup guy on left  #I live around Leipzig Texas :)  #Megstiel 


episode nineteen and a half: castiel’s newfound followers are bored with moving from motel to motel and working on locating metatron and also with watching castiel write and delete text messages to dean winchester without sending them. “we want to do something,” they tell him….

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I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

Javert-level shit right there

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d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes

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S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.

Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.

I also accept this headcanon


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I would watch a Jody spinoff…. just saying

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